Mulan has run out of fucks to give.

Mulan no curr.

Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”

Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “

Mulan: “Who’s next?”

Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”

I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG

Can we talk about how Sleeping Beauty & Mulan don't give a shit

 Beauty walks away like:

” I told this bitch not to eat food from weird ass old ladies in the middle of the fucking woods.”

” This is what happens when you take food from a stranger.”

“If shes old enough to live with seven tiny men shes old enough to know the "would you like an apple trick".”

“ I'm done I have a castle and a dragon to get back to”

"I can not.”

Sleeping beauty is just like “I can’t deal with these weak ass bitches.”

I’m dead.

“What Little Girls Are Made Of?

Girls are made of sugar ‘n spice,

Everything sweet and everything nice,

Girls are ruffles, bonnets, and bows,

Dimpled smiles and dancing toes,

They’re tears and giggles, dolls and curls,

That’s how it is with little girls.”

All the things in a little girl's mind.

Bullshit.

Said no man ever.

Promises, Promises.

Seriously Amazing!

Or cause you stayed up writing pointless sayings on paint samples?

OMG! It does exist! 

A Bunch of Dads Singing Little Mermaid Because Having Daughters Made Them Memorize It

Says Patrick Quinn, co-creator of this video of dads (and some uncles) belting out “Part of Your World” because they all know the words so why not:

Once you have a daughter, no matter how tough, thuggish, or introverted you might be, you’re going to play princess with reckless abandon in front of others knowing that if anyone sees you they’re going to understand. Especially if that someone is another dad.